My Car's proper fucked this time
Posted by Jock 11 Jan 2002 23:33.16
The little white Fucker broke down on Pembury road, with about 50 cars waiting behind me, how embarrasing, not to mention expensive.
In other news I nearly burnt down my neighbours flat today when I failed to notice that the toaster wasn't ejecting the bread, and was in fact incinerating it. I was just thinking how hungry I was, then turned round to see that there was this 2 foot flame coming out of the toaster. So we started beating it with wet towels until it went out, and then felt a bit unfullfilled because we'd forgotten to use the fire extinguisher, so started blasting it with that for a bit to make up for it.
Oh well I spose these things happen, and I'll see everyone at the Guniea Butt (or however you spell that f***ing place) 2moro for Tob's leaving thing.
Also
Posted by Jock 12 Jan 2002 00:29.26
I failed my economics exam today, so the current stats r as follows:
Costs so far = Roughly £2500
Modules passed = 2 (out of 4)
Lowest exam score = 4%
Fallen out with = No one (yet)
Body count = Just the toaster and the car so far
Number of people offended by me while under the influence of alchol = 3
Oh well not bad for a whole semester spent in bed. Speak to you all soon and wish me luck for the second semester. Those of you who are religious had better pray for me aswell just to be on the safe side.
Jock Jock Jock
Posted by Obi Matt Kenobi 12 Jan 2002 11:43.09
Nice to here some funny stories on the site (although the car one is proberly not as funny from you point of view).
Good luck with next semester, and we will pray for you.
And can other 'religious' people please pray for the new forum as it still won't work (Please God make the stupid thing work!)
See ya at the pub tonight Jock!
Sad..........
Posted by The Downs 14 Jan 2002 12:33.54
It's sad too hear that the kangeroo car has bitten the dust yet again. But, as before, im sure she'll show what a phenix she is when she rises from the flames again!
& all religious people please help me, i have no job & have spent all my money on alcohol & all im left with is a bottle of Jack Daniels and a interview date with a carers guidence place......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Che Moi
Posted by Graham 14 Jan 2002 14:35.23
That's poor Jock (a bit like that wanky night club you took us to on Saturday night: the literal translation of the name? 'My House' - oh f**king dear). And why do you need to be under the influence of alcohol to offend people? Sounds like you need a little help in this area... please see below:
Downs, why not take up a little Care in the Community' work to fill your time (it'd save on Kleenex). On second thoughts, that's not really very fair on the community...
Oh Dear
Posted by Obi Matt Kenobi 15 Jan 2002 12:03.36
Oh Dear oh Dear oh Dear. Stop insulting people Graham.
Sorry I wasn't in the otheday when you came round the oftherday. Is your car better yet?
And Downs nice to see a change of opinion toward us 'Religious' people (I don't think Religion is how I would put it, I can't stand the Religion part of it all.)
See ya all soon
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